Letter Never Sent
Dear Homer Bailey,
Remember last season when I used to give you a hard time for being the suckiest suck that has have ever sucked? My readers thought I was being too hard on you and asked me to back off, but I kept making fun of you. Then you finished strong in the the last couple of months of the 2009 season, and I conceded that maybe I’d been wrong about you all this time?
Well, I’m about to revert back to my old ways, so you better shape up. Soon.
Chris Sabo’s Goggles