Change We Can Believe In

I’m a few hours away from never mentioning He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in any way, shape, or form on this site ever again.
But before I do that, it dawned on me – today is an off day for the Cincinnati Reds. A perfect opportunity to release this piece of crap.
I’m not one to file petitions, but if you think today would be a great day to bid farewell to this loser once and for all, leave a comment and let everyone know what you think. Tell your friends, tell your family, just tell someone that it’s time for a change.
If I get enough interest, I’ll forward the link to the Reds. Because, as you know, it will do a lot of good.
If you would like to add your very own PATTERSON FOR ASSIGNMENT banner to your website, I’ve created a small version here. Just give me credit for it, you thieving bums.




I love it
They were only 5 months late with this move.
I defended Patterson for about 2 weeks and I’m embarrassed to admit even that. He has to go.
Man this is great. I printed one out and hung it on my office wall. You have a great site, and I check it all the time. Keep up the good work.
Did anybody really stop and think that the reason he’s playing so much is DUSTY? I mean, he’s terrible. I’m not defending him. But it wouldn’t suck so much if he was a BACKUP.
Absolutely beautiful!