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Change We Can Believe In

August 25, 2008

I’m a few hours away from never mentioning He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in any way, shape, or form on this site ever again.

But before I do that, it dawned on me – today is an off day for the Cincinnati Reds. A perfect opportunity to release this piece of crap.

I’m not one to file petitions, but if you think today would be a great day to bid farewell to this loser once and for all, leave a comment and let everyone know what you think.  Tell your friends, tell your family, just tell someone that it’s time for a change.

If I get enough interest, I’ll forward the link to the Reds.  Because, as you know, it will do a lot of good.

If you would like to add your very own PATTERSON FOR ASSIGNMENT banner to your website, I’ve created a small version here.  Just give me credit for it, you thieving bums.

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Dave from Louisville permalink
    August 25, 2008 9:48 PM

    I love it

  2. talleryoungerwiserandbetterlookingbrother permalink
    August 26, 2008 7:50 AM

    They were only 5 months late with this move.

  3. Steve permalink
    August 26, 2008 11:23 AM

    I defended Patterson for about 2 weeks and I’m embarrassed to admit even that. He has to go.

  4. August 27, 2008 3:15 PM

    Man this is great. I printed one out and hung it on my office wall. You have a great site, and I check it all the time. Keep up the good work.

  5. Dump Dusty permalink
    August 28, 2008 7:21 PM

    Did anybody really stop and think that the reason he’s playing so much is DUSTY? I mean, he’s terrible. I’m not defending him. But it wouldn’t suck so much if he was a BACKUP.

  6. August 29, 2008 9:41 PM

    Absolutely beautiful!

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