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Second Home by the Sea

April 21, 2014

The Reds have now won 189 of the last 190 games at Wrigley Field. That might not be entirely accurate, but it’s something like that.

This last week treated the Reds pretty well. They have won 5 of the last 7 games and are now in sole possession of 3rd place in the division. That stat — 5 of the last 7 — is a nice arbitrary number that makes things look pretty good. If I go back 9 games, they’ve still only won 5 games, but it’s not as impressive, so I won’t mention it.

That’s what’s awesome about stats — I can just pick a random starting and ending point, one that either plays into the Reds’ favor or makes them look bad (it just depends what I’m trying to accomplish), and then I put it up on the blog. Pretty, cool, huh? While the Reds’ struggles are far from being behind them, they appear to be turning a corner.

And even though Zach Cozart went 3-for-5 in Sunday’s game, he’s still only batting .153, so let’s hope he’s turning a corner, too.

Gimme the Prize

April 14, 2014

MLB Commish

4/15 UPDATE: Bailey and Rodriguez both exited the game before it was called, therefore, Philip Bates is the winner (Bailey, 105 pitches vs. Rodriguez, 65 pitches).

Philip, send me your mailing address when you have a chance.

The good news is that Cincinnati Reds’ starting pitchers racked up a ton of pitches over the weekend. The bad news is some of you guessed on the low-end. And the Reds lost 2 of 3… that’s bad news, too.

Johnny Cueto, Alfredo Simon, and Tony Cingrani combined for 318 pitches (Cueto accounted for 119). That means two of three winners for my contest have been determined. They are:

  • Micheal Sell (304 pitches)
  • Dean Ferguson (300 pitches)

If you can both send your mailing address to csgoggles17 (at) gmail (dot) com, I’ll get your Cincinnati Reds: 1975 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD sets shipped out to you.

But there’s a tie for the third prize between Philip Bates and BOBinCT, who both guessed 297 pitches. To break that tie, we’ll use tonight’s game against the Pirates. Rather than risk another tie, I’m randomly assigning each of you a starting pitcher. If the pitcher you’re assigned has a higher pitch count — you win. If both pitchers leave the game with the same total number of pitches, I’ll go to number of strikeouts they had. If we’re still tied after that, I’m just going to flip a coin.

  • Philip Bates: Homer Bailey (0-1, 7.71 ERA… $100 million contract)
  • BOBinCT: Wandy Rodriguez (0-2, 5.73 ERA)

(Now, before you complain about this being unfair, keep in mind that Bailey’s ERA is almost two runs higher than Rodriguez’s)

Good luck!

Mind Games

April 11, 2014


I have three copies of the Cincinnati Reds: 1975 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD set to give away, and all you have to do to win one is make a random guess about this weekend’s series against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Since there will be three (3) winners, I will take the three closest answers (over or under). In the event of a tie, I’ll figure out some random way to determine the winner on Monday.


How many TOTAL PITCHES will Reds’ STARTING PITCHERS throw during the three game series against the Rays?

(STARTING PITCHER means exactly what you think it means)

Leave your answer in the comments below.  All answers must be submitted before the first pitch of Friday’s (4/11) game. Good luck!

Lastly, here’s some information about why/how I’m giving away these DVD sets…

Allowing fans to watch everything from their favorite teams and players to some of the greatest moments in Major League Baseball history anywhere a smartphone or tablet can go, MLB’s digital downloads have never been easier to attain! Until April 15, simply visit to purchase any of the specially-priced programs, including:

  • 100 Years of Wrigley Field
  • All-Time Bloopers
  • Angels Memories
  • Astros Memories: The Greatest Moments in Astros Baseball History
  • Baseball Seasons: 2004
  • Bloopers: Baseball’s Best Blunders
  • Bryce Begins
  • Detroit Tigers: Hometown Heroics
  • Fenway Park Centennial – 100 Years as the Heart of Red Sox Nation
  • Game 162
  • Letters from Jackie: The Private Thoughts of Jackie Robinson
  • Major League Baseball Official World Series Films, 1943-2013
  • Major League Baseball’s All-Century Team
  • MLB 25: Greatest Postseason Home Runs
  • New York Mets: 50 Greatest Players
  • Pride and Perseverance: The Story of the Negro Leagues
  • Prime 9 Vol. 1 (TV Episodes 9 x .5 hr)
  • Sudden Death Baseball
  • Superstars: Impact Players
  • Superstars: World Powers
  • The Best of the Home Run Derby
  • This Week in Baseball, Season. 1 (TV Episodes 17 x .5 hr)
  • World Series: History of the Fall Classic

Slow Show

April 7, 2014

We’re early enough in the season that we’re allowed to get excited if the team is doing well, but for some reason we’re not allowed to freak out if the team is doing poorly. Fortunately, the Reds fall somewhere between “get excited” and “freak out.”

I’m fine with losing two of three to the Cardinals. Well, I’m not fine with it, but the Cardinals are a good team and the Reds played them close the entire series. Losing two of three to the Mets… I’m not fine with that. Saturday’s game essentially came down to one pitch. Sometimes you lose a game on one pitch in the bottom of the ninth. Sometimes, even when Ike Davis is at the plate.

The Reds’ 2-4 record is a fair representation of what I expected out of this team this year: not a whole lot. While I expect them to finish the season above .500, they’re not going to get there if they continue to have 7+ people on the DL at any given time. The scary thing is, you can argue that–with the exception J.J. Hoover subbing for Aroldis Chapman–none of the injuries have played a role in the

And then there’s Billy Hamilton. Have you heard he’s the Fastest Man in Baseball? I don’t know about you, but I’d like to hear less about it and see more of it. If he doesn’t hit and/or get on base, we’ll all be freaking out.


I Hope This Whole Thing Didn’t Frighten You

April 1, 2014

As much fun as Opening Day games can be, it’s hard to gauge anything from them. Barring injuries, the first game of the year typically has a #1 starter facing another #1 starter, so you can expect (and hope for) a low-scoring game. And that’s what we got yesterday.

Adam “Waino” Wainwright vs. Johnny “Cueto” Cueto was everything it was billed to be. Minus Jason LaRue getting kicked in the head, and Tony La Russa playing the game under protest because of the increased relative humidity caused by the Ohio River.

It’s hard to criticize much of what happened in yesterday’s game. Well, other than Brandon Phillips‘ base-running blunder that all but ended the Reds’ only real threat of the game.

Or The Speedy Billy Hamilton (I believe that’s his full name) failing to demonstrate said speed because he struck out four (4) times.

Wainwright is an ace pitcher, and ace pitchers often have games like Wainwright had on Monday. Cueto had a pretty damn good game, too. Unfortunately, he made one mistake. A mistake that resulted in the city of Cincinnati being subjected to the sight of a man with tattooed neck run around the bases. Nobody wants to see that.

The Reds will use this much-needed off-day to regroup and figure out how they’re going to win the next 161 games. No big deal.

2014 Season Preview: Chicago Cubs

March 29, 2014

Pittsburgh Pirates v Chicago Cubs

The final (as in last) part of my National League Central preview focuses on the city I call home and the drunk bros who root for the Chicago Cubs drink beer, take selfies, and pass out (not necessarily in that order) while sitting in the bleachers at Cubs game. Primetime Corey at Ivy Envy was able to pencil me into his busy schedule of being on TV and podcasting stuff to, once again, answer some of my questions. You can follow Ivy Envy on Twitter at @IvyEnvy.

Read more…

2014 Season Preview: Pittsburgh Pirates

March 28, 2014


Part 3 of my National League Central preview focuses on the city where they filmed Striking Distance, and their favorite team, the Pittsburgh Pirates. David at 6-4-3 Putout was nice enough to skip his weekly Ben Roethlisberger Fan Club meeting to answer some of my questions. You can follow David on Twitter at @RDavidK.

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