Chris Sabo's Goggles


Redsfest 2009
November 2, 2009, 12:18 PM
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Selfishly, part of me wishes that Redsfest was scheduled closer to the holidays so I — and other out-of-towners — could attend. On the other hand I realize that players, coaches, etc. don’t want to be travelling during the holiday season.

That said, I hope that those of you who do attend Redsfest this year have a good time. Feel free to leave comments on here about your experience. I went once in the early days, when I still lived in Cincinnati, and I enjoyed the experience. 

I hear it’s even better now, so if you have the means, I’d definitely recommend it.

Redsfest 2009
Duke Energy Convention Center
Friday, December 4 (4:00 PM – 11:00 PM)
Saturday, December 5 (11:00 AM – 7:00 PM)

Tickets go on sale today at www.reds.com and by phone at (513) 381-REDS. You can also get tickets at Cincinnati-area Meijer stores and at Great American Ball Park.

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Can you name all forty active-roster-players on the 1990 Cincinnati Reds? In under ten minutes?

Let’s see what you got, hot-shot: CLICK ME

(P.S. I’m afraid to try)



We Are the Champions
October 21, 2009, 2:01 PM
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I’m all over this during my first 2010-visit to Cincinnati. 

From Reds Internal Affairs:

The 1990 Reds went wire-to-wire to claim the club’s fifth World Series championship, and the Reds Hall of Fame and Museum will celebrate this remarkable season with a new exhibit in 2010.

The Reds Hall of Fame is reaching out to all of those who watched, participated in, or experienced the 1990 season in some way for their recollections. We especially looking for the unusual or unique artifact to display. If you have something that you think would fit well within the exhibit, please consider loaning it to the Hall of Fame for inclusion.

Also, you can help support the exhibit and get your name in it by donating at: https://secure.mlb.com/cin/ballpark/museum/donation.jsp

If you have any artifacts that you would like to share, please respond by posting a comment within this story at http://redsintern.mlblogs.com/ and I will get in touch with you.

Thank you for helping make “Wire to Wire: A Celebration of the 1990 Cincinnati Reds” the most interesting, entertaining, educational, and interactive exhibit at the Hall to date.

I’ll be commenting more about the 20th anniversary of the Cincinnati Reds’ last (*gulp*) World Championship during the 2010 season.



The Price is Right
October 17, 2009, 10:17 PM
Filed under: BREAKING NEWS!, Offseason | Tags: ,

This essentially puts an end to any “Tony La Russa coming to Cincinnati” talk:

The Cincinnati Reds have named Bryan Price pitching coach for manager Dusty Baker’s Major League coaching staff.

Price, 47, spent the last 10 seasons as a pitching coach in the Major Leagues. He held that position with the Arizona Diamondbacks from 2006 until he resigned on May 8 of this season after manager Bob Melvin was replaced by A.J. Hinch. Before joining the D’Backs he spent 6 seasons as pitching coach for the Seattle Mariners, including the 2003 and 2004 campaigns when the club was managed by Melvin.

Bryan Price’s Coaching Career:

1989-90 Pitching Coach, Arizona League Mariners
1991 Pitching Coach, Peninsula Pilots (Carolina League)
1992 Pitching Coach, Bellingham Mariners (Northwest League)
1993 Pitching Coach, Riverside Red Wave (California League)
1994 Pitching Coach, Bellingham Mariners (Northwest League)
1995 Pitching Coach, Everett Aquasox (Northwest League)
1996 Pitching Coach, Port City Roosters (Southern League)
1997 Pitching Coach, Memphis Chicks (Southern League)
1998-99 Minor League Pitching Coordinator, Seattle Mariners
2000-05 Pitching Coach, Seattle Mariners
2006-09 Pitching Coach, Arizona Diamondbacks

Incidentally, it also puts an end to the one and only topic I wanted to discuss this offseason.

I have no idea if Bryan Price is any good at his job,  and I can’t be bothered with doing any research to find out.  All I know is that his résumé includes teams like the Aquasox, Roosters, and Chicks, so he’s okay with me.

After all, what could possibly go wrong with having a pitching coach with the same initials as Batting Practice (BP)?



When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What’s Still Around
October 10, 2009, 9:11 PM
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Dusty Baker tries to show the ump how big his toothpick
collection is, but the ump just doesn’t care.
(AP Photo/Paul J. Bereswill)

Please let it be true.  Please let it be true.  Please let it be true.  Please let it be true.  Please let it be true.

Dusty Baker may not be as safe in Cincinnati as the Reds’ strong finish would suggest. Owner Bob Castellini reportedly has his eye on the Cardinals tandem of manager Tony La Russa and pitching coach Dave Duncan.

- Phil Rogers, Chicago Tribune

Please let it be true. Please let it be true. Please let it be true. Please let it be true. Please let it be true.

Like many Reds fans, I’ve been dreaming about this possibility for a while.  I don’t want to hear anything about strong finishes, or improved records, or letting a guy finish out the last year of his contract.  The stars are aligned for the Reds to get a PROVEN and RESPECTED manager and a SOLID pitching coach.  Opportunities like this don’t come along very often.

Screw loyalty, just make it happen.



Man of the Hour

Two days into the Reds’ off-season and we’re already blessed with some fantastic news.

Guess who just got elected to the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame…

Congratulations, Spuds.  You certainly earned it.

If there’s an induction ceremony, Chris Sabo’s Goggles will do what he can to be there. 

(Oh, yeah… Pedro Borbon and Tony Mullane got in, too.)



It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye (To Yesterday)
October 4, 2009, 8:14 PM
Filed under: Uncategorized

Well, it’s over.

Finally.

At 78-84, the Reds are officially better than last year (by four wins).  Good for them.

Where I live it’s called ”improvement,”  but is anyone really encouraged by this?

Other than Dusty Baker, I mean:

“The magic number is 75 wins, and while that may not seem like much, it is one more win than we had last year and you always need to have a goal.”

Dusty Baker

Wow.

Seriously… wow!

I’m struggling to figure out how to react to this late-season “resurgence” by our beloved Reds.

On one hand you have to (yes, you HAVE to) take into consideration that most of this resurgence has taken place during August and September, against (mostly) teams that are either:

  • Out of the race and/or playing a bunch of scrubs
  • Already locked up a playoff spot
  • Were never very good to begin with

On the other hand, the team the Reds are fielding during this resurgence is pretty close to what we’re going to see on the field in 2010.

Do I think the 2010 Reds are going to be this good?  Good enough to go on 23-12 streaks in June and July, not late August and September?  Probably not.  Do I think the 2010 Reds are better than the first-half 2009 Sucky Reds?  Absolutely.

So, where does that leave us?

Well, it leaves us somewhere in between.  It leaves us with about a .500 team — maybe slightly over .500 —  in 2010 (assuming the pitching holds up, which is never a safe assumption).

And there lies the problem:

When you start basing your season on assumptions, you’re basically saying, “if everything goes as planned.”

Everything never goes as planned.

And even though I’m happy about the departure of Dick Pole, it remains to be seen what impact his absence will have on the Reds in 2010 and beyond.  One can hope that it can only have a positive impact.

I should probably point out that asking Dave Duncan to be the new pitching coach could be, uh… awkward.

I’m sure a lot of you are encouraged by some of the things you’ve seen these last six weeks (count me as one of them).

Drew Stubbs, Joey Votto, Jonny Gomes, Juan Francisco, and yes, even Homer Bailey — it sure beats the crap out of Willy Patterson, Darnell McDonald, Micah Owings, etc.

But let’s not forget what the Reds had to do to improve on last year’s record. They only played like an above-.500 team for about six or seven weeks this season. The rest of the season they were average to poor.

Some may argue that the late-season surge shows that the Reds are above average and ready to compete in 2010.  I’ll say (again) that the surge came at a time of the season when most teams are making vacation, not baseball plans for October.

Finishing close to .500 at the end of a season because of a late-season hot-streak is much different than a team playing average ball most of the season, but does it really matter how they get their record if they don’t make the post-season?

And let’s face it, if the 2010 Reds play average ball most of the season, they’re not going to the playoffs.  Again.

I guess what I’m saying is that I have no idea what to expect next season, therefore I’ll continue to keep my expectations low and hope to be pleasantly surprised.

We’re Cincinnati Reds fans.  That’s what we do.

GO REDS!



Games Without Frontiers
October 2, 2009, 12:30 PM
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The Cubbies’ season may be over (since April), but that hasn’t stopped stupid Cubs fans from showing up in public places and displaying their stupidity.

Just look at these sad little girls with their “It’s Gonna Happen” signs at the Olympic announcement rally in downtown Chicago this morning:

(Zbigniew Bzdak/Chicago Tribune)

Have they learned nothing from Chris Sabo’s Goggles?

If you’re going to bring a stupid sign to a rally, don’t expect us to feel sorry for you when you have to modify it with a magic marker.

All of this embarrassment could’ve been avoided if you’d just brought the right sign:



It Is Accomplished
September 29, 2009, 8:47 PM
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The Quest for 75! (WOO-HOO!)
September 22, 2009, 2:40 PM
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Can the Reds do it?!

Can the Reds top last year’s total of 74 wins?!

The Quest has been achieved!

CURRENT RECORD:

76-83

GAMES REMAINING:

3




A Simple Plan

Saturday night was a special night for our Cincinnati Reds — they managed to clinch their ninth consecutive non-winning (a small-market-team’s way of saying “losing”) season.

Can the Reds top last year’s record of 74-88?  Boy, that would be swell!  They have 12 more games to do it.

Given the fact that the Reds are, once again, not in the playoff hunt it’s probably not very comforting to hear that — as far as next season is concerned — Walt Jocketty is likely to stick with the current roster

In other words:

Don’t expect the Reds to be very active in the off-season. Again.

Tell me, does this roster give you any hope that the Reds can compete in 2010? 

C: Ramon Hernandez/Ryan Hannigan
1B: Joey Votto
2B: Brandon Phillips
SS: Paul Jannish
3B: Scott Rolen
LF: Willy Patterson/Wladimir Balentien/Chris Dickerson/Laynce Nix
CF:
Drew Stubbs
RF: Jay Bruce/Jonny Gomes/Darnell McDonald/Winner of Fox Sports Ohio’s ”Play Outfield for the Cincinnati Reds in 2010″ contest

P1: Aaron Harang
P2: Bronson Arroyo
P3: Homer Bailey
P4: Johnny Cueto
P5: Kip Wells? Seriously? Matt Maloney?

This roster is designed to instill fear into the hearts of man.  What the Reds failed to realize is that it’s supposed to instill fear in the hearts of the National League, not Cincinnati Reds fans.

If this roster somehow does give you hope, tell me why. 

If your hope is based off what this roster has done in September, against piss-poor teams playing for nothing but pride, post your thoughts somewhere else. 

And if your hope is caused by a 12-pack of Miller High Life, please wait until tomorrow to post your thoughts.

Finally, it appears that Milton Bradley and Marty Brennaman have more in common than just their initials.